For a little more information about me than you'd probably like to know, I work at Marks and Spencers, a dire hole of industry with all the warmth of a witches tit. How long this is going to last however I'm not sure as my neck appears to be first in line to the chopping block. That's not to say two years of taking abuse from customers, fellow work mates and any passing shaved chimp that happened to string two words of verbal horror my way has been pleasurable, no no. I find myself in the strange position of wanting to be fired. It may sound selfish in a time of economic crisis, where jobs rise and fall at the whim of fat co-orporate chiefs,